I hate Spirit Airlines. I only JetBlue, one of the highest-rated air carriers. And for good reason. They rise above and beyond expectations!

I had to book a flight on Spirit (known to insiders as “Air Titanic”) because all JetBlue flights were sold out. I dreaded when I saw the very, very user-unfriendly website that looks like a dying bumble bee on meth.

Gulp! And so I booked.

And so Saturday there was a horrendous massacre less than eight minutes from my house. I do not feel safe. I do not want to fly.

As a press member, I asked a “man” named “Derek Dombrowski” to cancel my flights and refund my money. I would have even taken flight credit . . . one of the most marvelous perks of JetBlue.

Two days after I emailed him, he finally emailed me back.

He claims he has “strong media and communications professional skilled in storytelling.”

Indeed, I know have stories to tell.

And he said no.

I urge you not to fly the “airline” that scams you on everything from seat prices to luggage rules.

Boo! Hiss!